You ain't a pimp, you a fairy
So if a man doesn’t spend 3 months salary on ur ring he doesn’t love you? 🙅
The dumbest shit
What’s the point of having a big/expensive ass ring if yall gonma be starving after he buy it?
If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon.
It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer
Rebloggin this for my niggas that like to leave it in
Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)
The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.
If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves
Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them
(Source: , via kingwildex)